The kitchen is currently on a mini break while we wait for the counter top to arrive. Since that means I can't spend money on new accessories for the kitchen yet, I had to find a way to do my part of keeping the economy going. So I went searching for some shoes online.
First, I do understand that my tastes tend toward the conservative. The last time I was in San Francisco my dad (who owns more Br00ks Brothers than Matt) offered to take me shopping to help give my wardrobe a little California flair. Second, DC is a conservative city for office attire and I've heard stories of no slingbacks, always wear pantyhose, and even always white pantyhose. But I think even the most laid back offices would not find these shoes appropriate.
This one is actually the first show listed under "Career." Not the most hideous thing ever, but certainly not office appropriate.
Maybe for a date, but please not in the office.
Nothing about this shoe, expect that it has soles, seems office appropriate to me.
Am I really that conservative? Tragically unhip? Or maybe I just have a thing against snakeskin.